Holy crap. Bobby May, McCain’s campaign representative in Buchanan County, VA actually makes George Allen look like Martin Luther King. He wrote a “parody” column about Obama’s platform which is composed entirely of right-wing smears and outright bigotry. (Does The Voice not have editors, or are they all racist crazies too?) Some highlights, if I can call them that:
REPARATIONS TO BLACK COMMUNITY: Opposes before Election Day and supports after Election Day.
FREEDOM OF RELIGION: Mandatory Black Liberation Theology classes taught in all churches - raise taxes to pay for this mandate. Put Rev. Jeremiah Wright in charge. Condemnation of homosexuality from the pulpit will become a Class 1 Felony.
HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE: Raise taxes. And coddle sexual perverts. Give tax breaks for NAMBLA membership fees.
DRUG CRISIS: Raise taxes to pay for free drugs for Obama’s inner-city political base.
ABORTION: Anywhere, anytime, for anyone for any reason up to 9 months and send taxpayers the bill. Encourage Partial Birth Abortion.
ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT: Keep buying foreign oil and sending billions to Muslim countries that hate us and want to destroy us. [Wait, isn't that the Republican platform?]
2ND AMENDMENT: Under Obama will only apply to gang-bangers, illegal aliens, Islamo-Fascist terrorists, and Senator Jim Webb’s aide.
THE WHITE HOUSE: Hire rapper Ludacris to “paint it black.” Taxes to be increased to buy enough paint for the job plus spray-paint for graffiti.
THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES: Raise taxes to send $845 billion, most of it to Africa so the Obama family there can skim off enough for them to free their goats and live the American Dream.
NATIONAL ANTHEM: Change to the “Black National Anthem” by James Weldon Johnson. And raise taxes.
U.S. FLAG: Replace 50 stars with a star and crescent logo; red stripes changed to green to represent Obama’s tree-hugging radical environmentalism and his lack of experience. Flag lapel pins, having become a substitute for “real patriotism,” will henceforth be banned. And raise taxes.
U.S. MILITARY: Confiscate all weapons, substitute water pistols, pea shooters and bows with suction cup arrows. Replace U.S. flags on uniforms with peace symbols changing uniform color from green to pink and abolishing the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, replacing it with “A queer in every foxhole and a camouflage sex toy in every backpack” requirement. Condoms will be issues instead of bullets and brotherly love will be encouraged. Barney Frank will be the new Secretary of Defense (renamed Secretary of Peace and Love) and Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Lindsay Lohan, and Rick Boucher will all be made 5-star generals. And raise taxes.
So, to sum up, if we elect Obama he’ll raise taxes and turn the country over to the blacks and the gays. Only I’m pretty sure “blacks” and “gays” aren’t actually Mr. May’s preferred choice of words.
This is just incredibly vile and dripping with hate, beyond even Coulter/Limbaugh/Savage territory. And this isn’t just some talk-radio nut who gets paid to stir shit up, this is a Republican Party official and a member of the McCain campaign. If Courageous Man Of Super-Integrity John McCain and his fellow Republicans want to maintain the pretense that the GOP is not a party of racists and homophobes, they need to fire and denounce this creep immediately.
Oh, and as Not Larry Sabato points out, the Virginia media might want to think about covering this story rather than leaving it to the LA Times, which buried it at the ass end of a story about Obama and race in VA.
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Eli! Looking forward to reading this post!
Why would the Republican Party fire this guy when they are the party of racists and homophobes?
Um, wow.
What is the matter with that man? Vile.
Hiya Eli.
That is sooo fucked up.
Bobby May, McCain’s campaign representative in Buchanan County,… VA
There it is.
I knew as the desperation levels rose, the overt racism and venom would come pouring out by the barrel.
The Ailes/Atwater/Rove/Schmdit endgame.
Talk about hating America.
-G
By the way, Noonan is now trying to call on better angels after having reaped the benefits of the haters for 30 years.
Because they want to maintain some level of plausible deniability, and so they don’t look like complete hypocritical idiots every time they accuse Democrats of racism/sexism/homophobia every time we point out that some Republican who happens to be black, female, or gay is a total incompetent wanker. (Which, by the way, I believe is the only reason that blacks, women, and gays are allowed into the Republican party/punditry/wingnut welfare hierarchy in the first place.)
It’s supposed to be subtle enough so that the bigots know they’re on the same team, but everyone else isn’t entirely sure. This goes waaaaay beyond that, and exposes the squirming maggots at the core of the Republican psyche.
Tell me about it. I had a hard time writing anything beyond “Here it is - holy shit.”
and a big thank-you to Tom Brokaw and George Stephy for talking about the merits of the McCrazy slime attack, which has not even been unleashed yet.
Nothing like a little national free publicity, eh boys?
I hope Katrina V. rips somebody’s lips off.
Good catch, Eli! And sooooo true.
They don’t have anything to address the issues, so they use FEAR.
FEAR worked for Bush the past 8 years, maybe it will work for the hateful Republicans again. What a vile, awful bunch at the core…who ever put them in power?
Howdy, Eli;
Extreme vitrol is almost ALL ‘they’ have remaining in their arsenal, Eli.
The next ‘phase’ of the assault upon reason and humanity will be to encourage unhinged violence …
But, of course, ‘they’ will claim to only be kidding …
This was, after all, a “humor” column. Its only contribution to humor is to make American Carol look funny in comparison.
;~D
Holy crap! These pathetic bastards deserve to spontaneously combust. I’m so sick of this stuff. It goes to show how stupid the people are who would vote for Mcnutjob.
George Will is on this!
George Will blaming the meltdown on over-regulation which required lenders to loan to minorities.
Nice.
Bill O’Reilly set the tone.
His treatment of Barney Frank was the kick off to the last month of the campaign.
I spent four years in the military to defend this!!!
Damn!!!
Expect a lot more of this in the next month. Race has been a major subtext in this election all along and is the primary reason the election is as close as it is. They know that they cannot win on the issues or on personal qualities if they stick to the facts. They are going to rely on the tried and true Rovian smears, as well as the classic “Southern Strategy” of overt race baiting. Anything to divert attention from the issues and the abysmal failures of the policies McCain supports.
Criminal corporations are the backbone of the Republican Party and Billy Bob May are the cartliage that holds it together.
I propose using the word “McCaca” more often.
Those folks in the south who would go for this kind of racist smears wouldn’t vote for Obama anyway.
Digg
Another member or the Racist Right
Parody?
The wingers will take as truth and spread it far and wide in their chain emails…… this will be in your inbox tomorrow morning…..
Hey Dawgs -
I’m sorry to interrupt, but I just heard Linda Sanchez, the repug “strategist”, say, and I quote:
“Let’s just call a SPADE a SPADE”.
I kid you not. I hope someone has the vidoe.
Oh, and this was on CNN, Late Edition
heard on This Weak
Martinez (R-FL)…… these ads against Obama goes to judgment and who he associates with……
WTF…… NO ONE countered that…… Obama needs to put out an ad with Martinez saying that and then ALL the lobbyists and Keating 5 ….. WHO you associate with?
I also think the new Obama add highlighting McCain’s instability is a step in the right direction. The American people should be terrified of having McCain in charge.
Since I don’t live in the inner-city, will John McCain buy my drugs? If he’s elected, I’m certainly going to need them.
Heh. There was an old Doonesbury cartoon where one of the characters said he would kill himself if Reagan was elected, and the response was, “Good idea! Handguns should be cheap and plentiful!”
Meet the new Tim Russert. Same as the old Tim Russert.
Tom Brokaw, Neo-con Tool!
WILL be cheap and plentiful, rather…
warm fuzzy McCain ad on my TeeVee in Phoenix…… “we need leadership… not partisan attacks…… we need experience and leadership”
First, it is not just in the South and the attack is not directed at the overt racists. This is directed at white working class voters who are “uncomfortable” voting for a black man. These people are not overtly racist, but have passively absorbed a lot of racist stereotypes and attitudes. There is also a lot of this kind of “systemic racism” in the professional classes (and I believe is behind much of the PUMA trend, such as it is).
“Please disregard all our previous ads.”
I recall in 2004 there were pamphlets distributed to evangelicals stating that if elected, Kerry would outlaw reading the Bible. Yes, it sounds completely absurd but you’d be surprised how many people that sort of tactic resonates with. Granted, they’re not a demo that would have voted for Kerry in any event but it helped ensure that they got out and voted for Bush.
warm fuzzy McCain ad on my TeeVee in Phoenix…… “we need leadership… not partisan attacks……
That ad might come in handy in the next thirty days, as McSlime proceeds to do just the opposite.
we need experience and leadership”
“Excluding the Office of The Vice-President, of course…”
They miss lots of stuff! How about Sarah and her hubby’s association with an organization that advocates the violent overthrow of the government?
IOKIYAR
So when is that newspaper going to publish the parody of the McCain presidency? Items like: Will he remember that the White House is one of his seven houses?
Any reason they can’t do an ad with a “collage” of McShame saying just that sort of thing and showing what he is actually putting out?
Worst thing I’ve ever seen printed.
How about Sarah and her hubby’s association with an organization that advocates the violent overthrow of the government?
You got something against being mavericky?
which is WHY we need more and better education in this country.
I’m becoming increasingly convinced that Idiocrasy is here, inhabited by about half of our people and it terrifies and saddens me.
Thanks Eli!
Not surprised in the least.
They’re rummaging around in the ‘hat’ and don’t have anything else to pull out.
So, KKKarl now gets full control.
Just saw ads yda linking Obama to Rev. Wright, Ayres & Rezko.
They also show Obama in a dark, shadowy light that even scared me.
Some of us here in Virginia started calling McCain MaCaca-cain back when he raced to be at George Allen’s side (to no avail) shortly after Allen revealed his true nature at the expense of Mr.Sidarth. A fact that should be raised when the subject is questioning the company a candidate keeps.
Obama will face much greater scrutiny as president than a white man would in the same position
Every move he makes will be under the microscope , with those on the right ready to pounce on everything he does.
I’m willing to bet that will now get play since McGramps is going ‘racist nuclear’.
The KKK is as American as apple pie and slavery.
Don’t forget sundown towns and Levittowns.
Fixed it for ya.
As Hugh often reminds us, siri, this is the “Age of Stupid”.
‘Murkuh is THE world leader, so we have to keep ahead of the curve.
Can’t ‘compete’, otherwise.
‘Exceptional!’ that’s US!
Yippee Doodle’s Dummmies!!!
Or McCain’s shmoozing with G. Gordon Liddy, someone who has espoused acts as bad or worse than anything considered by the Weatherman.
I don’t go back that far (I didn’t realize it did - that’s excellent), but I did use it when he made that really half-assed, insincere attempt to stop the NC-GOP’s racist ad back in April.
Karl Rove set the stage on Fox News this morning.
Two weeks ago, McCain was ahead in many of the states which are polling for Obama now.
He said that it shows that the race is volatile and could swing wildly back to McCain.
(Not that the economic meltdown is largely attributable to Republicans, of course.)
What is he so calmly counting on, I wonder?
Again, IOKIYAR. Remember, Republicans would only advocate the violent overthrow of the American government for the bestest, mostest patriotic of motives. Sort of destroying the country to save it, you might say (which pretty much describes the Bush (mal)administration and any possible McCain administration).
Not only will bin Laden be captured on November 2nd, but he will be wearing an Obama/Biden campaign button.
I’m willing to bet that will now get play since McGramps is going ‘racist nuclear’.
McSlime has so many skeletons that the closets of all 9 (or whatever) of his houses won’t hold them.
They’re counting on Obama being too polite to point at any of them.
Methinks they might be in for something of an awakening.
Not to mention, IIRC, isn’t G Gordon Liddy a felon? Hasn’t he even forfeited his right to vote? Because, last I looked, Ayres was never even charged with anything!
That exchange was shameful even for O’Liely.
I am seriously considering blocking Faux news on my cable box.
I don’t even want to accidentally help their ratings while channel surfing.
Folks like Sarah would destroy it to save our souls. Oh well, just so they have our best interest at heart…
Federal charges against Ayers were dropped due to prosecutorial misconduct.
This is a good start.
Nice photo accompaniment, Eli. I recognize Uncle Bill, Buffy, and Jodi but the hood on the right looks a little small for Mr. French.
The point is that Ayres is not and never was a felon. And, btw, Keating is also a felon!
Any sane person would know this is political suicide. This guy has been asked to commit hari-kari for the campaign.
They bring up every single one of the nervous concerns about Obama being black, hope it gets picked up nationally, and reinforce it into the public psyche with non-denial denials. “Well, we don’t know for sure what Obama will do.”
They probably see this as a no-lose proposition, in the same way they saw not contesting Ifill as moderator was a win-win (either she gives Palin free reign or they accuse her of favoritism). But the polls showed the independents are smarter than they think, and hopefully this gambit fails too.
Remember that lying douchebag was “calmly counting on winning congress” in 2006.
He’s an inveterate liar and nothing he says is the truth, virtually nothing.
The Republican Party is where it is largely because of him and the fools in the GOP keep asking Uncle Karl to personally shovel spoonfuls of shit down their throats.
-G
Folks like Sarah would destroy it to save our souls. Oh well, just so they have our best interest at heart…
I don’t care what she says - I’m not watching hockey.
They would have to burn me at the stake first.
Thanks, but I can’t take credit - whoever promoted the diary added the photo.
I dunno, if it were deliberate strategery it would have been a lot smarter to use someone who had absolutely no ties to the McCain campaign.
While underground, he and fellow member Bernardine Dohrn married, and the two remained fugitives together, changing identities, jobs and locations. By 1976 or 1977, with federal charges against both fugitives dropped due to prosecutorial misconduct
It wouldn’t matter if McCain fluffed Hitler, it’s okay if you are Republican.
I hope you all got your boots on cause ya know the shits gonna get deep!!!
Glenn W. Smith up with “Reign of Lies” at the mothership!
yeah - I like that one.
And I want McSlime’s new “this is no time for partisan attacks” ad kept in reserve too to shove back in his face as he pumps up the slime machine.
OT - Obama coming to Indianapolis this week. heh.
For the first time ever, my vote *might* actually count this year.
fuckin’ Electoral College…
As was Cindy lou’s father
If Ayers is such a “bad man”, so tainted that being in the same room brands everyone around him…….
Why isn’t he serving life in prison for his crimes?
Why is he teaching at a prestigious university?
Why is he serving on the board of charities?
It is because the government screwed up….. they were so busy infiltrating groups that they did a piss poor job of gathering evidence legally. Oh …. things haven’t changed in 30+ years have they?
And rancidly smelly.
Unless Obama gets caught doing something unsavory with farm animals over the next month, this thing is over.
You don’t do something as drastic as pulling out of Michigan unless your internals are ringing “Red Alert, Red Alert, Landslide Coming!”
a strong argument against moving to Canada in a worst-case scenario, huh?
Not for the Republicans, anyway.
Not Much.
That would be a Blue Alert, actually.
How long until Kristallnacht?
I am thinking Vera Cruz. Good food, nice climate, tropical beaches, and somewhat removed from the drug wars.
Buchanon County isn’t pronounced like loud-mouthed Pat’s name, it’s BuckHanon. And that area of VA is so racist they won’t even pronounce the town of Buena Vista’s name properly cuz it’s, well, not an Amurkan name. Can you say Bue-na Vista? They can.
Back in the ’70s, the Constitution didn’t yet permit trial my military tribunal.
We should keep in mind that this was J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI!
And the Rethugs have been trying for decades to resurrect him along with St. Ronny the Senile.
Have to give credit where it’s due, it’s thanks to folks like J. Edgar Hoover that we have control-top pantyhose today.
True. He would fit right in with today’s Republican Party.
G-man in a g-string.
ratfood, you crack me up.
Law and order for thee, depravity for me.
I don’t know what to do. These people who so willfully stir up the worst in human nature day after day, until it is normal… think, our children don’t know anything else, these people must be challenged.
I’ve tried it alone, against a hate radio loudmouth calling for crimaliens to be shot, picked off, machine gunned. It went nowhere: seeing as who runs the FCC and is the US Attorney of Massachusetts.
With a downturn in the economy, we only need to look to history to find that talk can easily turn to action. I don’t think I am being unnecessarily fearful.
Thanks for that.
Did you see this lovely little number from John McCain’s brother in Virginia?
How old is Bobby May? I assume he is an adult, since he is a “campaign rep.” Do adults go by “Bobby”? Have you noticed how so many GOPers use baby names?
I know I have said this before, on several blogs, and have gotten no answer. But mark my words. The reason they do this is because they never grew up.
Think about it: If you had cancer, would you be operated on by a surgeon named Bobby? I sure wouldn’t. Would you fly a plane piloted by a Bobby? The list goes on and on — and it supports my point: Republican males are a bunch of whiney babies, who were harassed in elementary and high school, and never got over it. (Just look at Mitch McConnell and John Boner for an example of those who even have adult names, who act this way. If you look at them, you can tell. It is rather obvious.)